February 2012
239 posts
Currently:
Sitting on the floor in a pile of art supplies
Waiting for BTR’s Crush to get here (she’s my friend too)
Being used as a pillow by the dogs
Drinking cold coffee because I don’t want to disturb the dogs to go microwave it
Poking around in my mouth trying to figure out if I have a cavity or a peanut stuck in my gums
Humming Taylor Swift songs
Trying to figure out why all the...
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Drinking: coffee
Eating: Peanut M&M’s
Talking: to my love
Thinking: that I hope this tornado watch comes to nothing
Worrying: about a multitude of things
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I had a very silly realization that I should have...
Why do I need someone’s permission to be stupid, doodly, destructive, and creative with a notebook, a la Wreck This Journal? I had a notebook already that would have sufficed perfectly and yet I chose to spend $10 for directions on how/when/what to do with it. I feel silly. I’ll still use it, after all I did spend the money on it, but still. Lesson learned.
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I have socially acceptable eyebrows again.
Ouch.
sunset-in-my-veins:
Ugh I hate these Ghiradelli commercials
You don’t open the wrapper all gentle and nice and nibble off a tiny corner
You rip into the fucker with your teeth and try to stuff the whole goddamn thing in your mouth and it doesn’t fit and you get chocolate and caramel all over everywhere and then you’re filled with an intense and deep shame
Jesus
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Today was a very good day.
Things I Did Today:
Took a leisurely shower
Put on a sun dress because it was 72 degrees, made myself a margarita, and sat in the sun on the deck, reading
Discovered that “Wreck This Journal” had come a day earlier than I thought. It’s such good fun!
Lolled about with Babe for a bit before he, Bad Tattoo Roommate, and I took our puppies to the beach where we met our friend...
littlegoldfishes:
Atheists who make it their mission to prove that religion is untrue are just as annoying as religious people who try and convince you religion is true.
I’m just saying, if you don’t believe in a god why spend all your time arguing about a god, have a piece of cake or something and relax.
“It is patently unfair that men can avoid unwanted fatherhood by presuming that...”
– Georgia Representative Yasim Neal just introduced a bill that would ban men from having vasectomies.
Nicely played, Rep. Neal.
(via mediahascookies)
michelleshock:
kelsium:
The idea of people singing love songs to each other in real life makes me embarrassed for them. Boys with guitars make me nervous.
Ugh, the most awkward eye contact is heartfelt musical eye contact.
Oh jebus, I know.
The Spam Must Flow: I really don’t understand how... →
littlegoldfishes:
I really don’t understand how umbrella functions as a corporation considering their need to incorporate needless puzzles into really mundane things.
“Hey Bill, I need a pen. Why is the door to the stationary cupboard locked?”
“Oh yeah, about that. You’ll need to go through the sewer around the…
I passed out today and hit my head on the brick...
It burns and throbs. I kind of hate my life today.
selfinspiration:
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
lmaogtfo:
“There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily, and so do...”
– Neil Gaiman
➸: [tw: sexism, violence] the thing about michael... →
bobies:
mswyrr:
…is that he’s a domestic violence committing, female co-star intimidating asshole. You can read the details of what he did to his female partner at the link. Regarding his treatment of female costars: Kiera Knightly didn’t want him spanking her during one of their…
At the end of the day, after 16 hours of being a...
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This where most of my evening has gone:
sunset-in-my-veins said: I do the same thing when I watch scary movies
I laughed at him but I actually thought it was pretty brill. I’m going to have to try it.